Every time you stretch the truth, she knows. How?Here’s a list of giveaways that show your excuse is a blatant lie:
1.Eyes left
When it comes to lying, your eyes are always looking to bust you - as your girlfriend confers with them, they can't help but give the game away. They start to wander shiftily as she waves your not-so-well hidden porn in your face. As you protest, you glance up and to the left, accessing the hippocampus as it visualises a way out of this tight spot. Remember this little clue when dealing with mechanics or dodgy car salesmen.
2.Speak no evil
While your brain is busy thinking of an excuse, your mouth has to fend for itself, and all it can manage is mutterings. When you finally think of what to say, it comes out all at once, as you rush to prove your innocence. While you are blabbering away, you also try to gain her trust by adopting a submissive tone and raising the pitch of your voice an octave or two.
3.Face the music
Not only can't you look at her, you can't even face her. As you explain how your trip to the pub was a business event, you turn your body away. A defensive gesture, your anxiety drives an urge to protect your vital organs, even if there is no physical threat. Next time your boss talks promotions, ask him while standing in front of him. If he turns, it's time to move.
