1. On the washing machine >>>
Your washing machine produces more vibration than any other appliance in your home. Problem is, most people don't use it right. You should be the one with your butt on the lid. The motion will be transmitted through your pelvis, essentially turning your member into a life-size vibrator. Run a warm-water load so the top won't be cold.
2. In the vault >>>
To really add some spice to your sex life, make a quick stop at your bank. A safe-deposit-box room is quiet, the door is locked, and there's no camera. It's a great place to make a deposit and withdraw.
3. Behind the curtain >>>
A great place for sex is your favourite clothes shop's dressing room. It doesn't even have to be that roomy but go for a solid door over a curtain - all that material billowing might attract unwanted attention. Some dressing rooms even have little seats to help out. Just ask the saleswoman if you can go in to make sure you like what your girlfriend is trying on.
4. In a beanbag chair >>>
A beanbag chair is great for sex. You can contour it to any shape, and it'll support you in ways you're not accustomed to. Doggy-style sex works great when she's on her belly, draped over the amorphous blob (the chair, not you). Stick a couple of thick books under the bag to prevent sinking in too far.
5. During Christmas at the in-laws' >>>
There's only one thing that might make the marathon holiday family visits bearable: a little covert sex. Here's the best way to pull it off: bring the kids' gifts - wrapped, but in a bag. Say you haven't wrapped them yet and duck into a spare room. Have fun with the bows.
