The five best techniques for action in motion.
1. Stick her into gear Research by Holiday Cars shows that one in five customers hires a car just to try out the suspension. If you don’t want to be caught out by an eagle-eyed traffic cop, go somewhere secluded, and get the windows steamed before you really get down to it. “Push the passenger seat back and have her lie down flat on it,” says sex therapist Dr Michael Seiler. “Straddle her, using the seat for support. She can go on top if she is much smaller than you, but be careful, if she tumbles off the seat, somebody could get hurt.” Especially at 140km.
2. Take her to new heights Having sex at 30 000 feet is illegal. But if you can’t resist joining the mile high club, your best time to try is either straight after take-off, or 15 minutes into the film – when the least passengers will be milling around. Get seats at the back and then have her head for the bathroom. Wait two minutes then follow her. “Once you are in, place her hands on the wall as if you are going to frisk her. Pull her hips back and enter her,” says R Don Steele,author of Body Language Secrets: A Guide During Courtship and Dating. To get away, you should feign illness, while she does sick-bag duty. Genius.
3. Elevate your sex drive “People often make lift fantasies come true in hotels,” says Patricia Love, author of Hot Monogamy. One of you needs to keep your thumb on the “doors close” button. Hit stop when you are between floors. You’ll have about three minutes before people start prying. For a truly private session find a goods lift – they won’t have a camera.
SEX FACTS 68 Percentage of people who have had sex in a car. One in 10 say they had even got busy while driving. Six percent said they had damaged their vehicles while getting busy – but only one in 100 of these were bold enough to claim on their insurance. Source: www.ananova.com
4. Enter the tunnel Trains can be risky, but the fear of getting caught should heighten your senses and make the frisky business all that more exciting. “It will focus you on the sexual experience,” says sexologist Carol McQueen. Get tickets for a night train, and enjoy your breakfast in bed.
5. Float her boat Grab your lilo and head for the sea. Aim for the sunset – not only is it romantic, but there will be fewer prying eyes on the shore. “You can play under the surface, which adds tension,” says clinical sexologist Gloria Brame. Have her lie on her front across the middle of the lilo and take her from behind. Bring some silicone-based lube that won’t wash off in your exploits.
