1. Women are more likely to achieve their ideal body aesthetic when they’re single. Constancy breeds complacency.
2. We are obsessed with breasts. If it was an option, all women would trade theirs in for a more replete and resplendent model.
3. We’ve all devoted at least one of our masturbatory fantasies to Mick Jagger.
4. A woman is more likely to go foraging through her partner’s cellphone the week before her period starts.
5. When a man intimates that we stop spending Sunday afternoons a) out wining and dining, or b) in the boudoir, and starts nudging us towards furniture shopping, he is signalling the end of the relationship.
6. Most women would prefer to be remembered posthumously as being great in bed rather than having a great mind.
7. We do not find lavatorial humour as funny as you do.
8. Many of us wish we had not nailed our colours to the feminist cause – it’s just another institution that tells us what to do and monitors our sexual exploits.
