Having sex at 30 000 feet is illegal. But if you can't resist joining the mile high club, your best time to try is either straight after take-off, or 15 minutes into the film - when the least passengers will be milling around. Get seats at the back and then have her head for the bathroom. Wait two minutes then follow her. "Once you are in, place her hands on the wall as if you are going to frisk her. Pull her hips back and enter her," says R Don Steele, author of Body Language Secrets: A Guide During Courtship and Dating. To get away, you should feign illness, while she does sick-bag duty. Genius.
Thursday, 25 September 2008
Take her to new heights
Having sex at 30 000 feet is illegal. But if you can't resist joining the mile high club, your best time to try is either straight after take-off, or 15 minutes into the film - when the least passengers will be milling around. Get seats at the back and then have her head for the bathroom. Wait two minutes then follow her. "Once you are in, place her hands on the wall as if you are going to frisk her. Pull her hips back and enter her," says R Don Steele, author of Body Language Secrets: A Guide During Courtship and Dating. To get away, you should feign illness, while she does sick-bag duty. Genius.
