Thursday, 12 June 2008

Trolley, madly, deeply


The best place to find eligible women is in the wine or deli section of the supermarket. You’re spoilt for choice since every woman needs to shop. Research shows a well-lit store can reduce a customer’s average blinking time from 32 blinks a minute to just 14, a state of virtual sleep walking. She’ll be in a mild hypnotic state, making her more receptive to your advances.

The ride of your life

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Skin-to-skin

Just 10 minutes of skin-to-skin contact (hand-holding, hugs) with your mate can help keep your blood pressure and pulse from spiking during stressful times

Sex-change shampoo


A worrisome finding: certain grooming products lower testosterone. Researchers discovered oils containing tea-tree or lavender oils in lotion, soap or shampoo cause an increase in oestrogen while decreasing androgens (male hormones). Been lathering up? Stay calm: quit, and any side effects will disappear in a few months.

Total Recall


Remember her name

You tell her your name, she mutters her's and before she finishes it's already forgotten. Here on some tips on how to remember a date's details, long lists, and phone numbers.

1. Long lists
Walk into a grocery or music store without a list and, chances are, you'll forget something you came for. Mental lists can dissolve when you're faced with an abundance of similar choices.

The brain booster
Visualise each choice. "The more unusual, the more easily it can be recalled," says neuropsychologist Dr Shane Bush. Imagine Keira Knightley holding the milk in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other, wearing nothing but a miniskirt made out of your favourite cereal. Bizarre? Sure. Effective? Definitely.

2. A date's details
Remember little things - her dog's name, her favorite colour - and she'll be eating out of your hand. But that laundry list of information is diffi cult to sort out, particularly when you're paying more attention to her lips.

The brain booster
Use the room technique. "You'll be able to recall a tremendous amount of information quite quickly," says Hagwood. Pick a room that's familiar to you. As she's telling you things about her life, imagine her doing them in different parts of that room. If she likes running, picture her jogging in the corner. If she watches Egoli, imagine her watching it on your TV. And so on.

3. Phone numbers
The brain's buffer can handle only so many numbers. So, "combine them into bigger units," says mental health professor Dr George Rebok.

The brain booster
Find meaning in sections of the number. Phone numbers are already broken up, but re-chunk them to simplify. Look for three- and four-digit patterns and link them to years, postal codes, whatever.

Fight for love


A staggering 42 percent of couples fight about commitment and the state of their relationship (second highest fight topic is about their "exes" at 25 percent). With all this fighting about cheating and flirting, it's ironic that 47 percent of men think jealousy is a sign of love.

Morning foreplay

Jumpstart her libido with a morning compliment, followed by a flattering midday email and finish with your secret weapon in the evening: do a household chore. She'll melt.